The Associated Press

First off, the criteria for this series: Sideline Satire, looking through thousands of Getty Images and Associated Press photos, only included pictures that 1: would never run in the paper; 2: had little to no journalistic value (as in, "Dude, why did you take this picture? Not that I'm complaining but, seriously, why?"). This first shot is tame. President Bush gets the First Hand dangerously close to the posterior of beach volleyball star Kerri Walsh. Just keep clicking...